So I'm stumbling home from the bar tonight. It's about 4am, and the not-so-major street I'm wandering down is deserted. And who do I run into? David Suzuki.
He's staring at me from across the street, ten feet tall and lit with floodlights. Yes, he's a billboard. Not just the normal, tacky kind, but the extra-tacky rotating three-ads-in-one-spot kind.
What's he doing?
Holding up a compact fluorescent lightbulb and telling me that I have the power to save energy. From his 10,000 Watt rotating big ass billboard in the middle of nowhere.
Where does he get off?

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